![]() This enables tourists to view and experience the massive creature sitting on the pot daily. A nearly completed stadium had plumbing added and was converted into a toilet.Īs Singapore has strict rules when, where and how its citizens can take a dump, the beast must follow suit. Unable to find a shop selling jumbo toilet paper and with giant diapers impossible to find, Singapore went to the Brunei Bogroll Bureau for help, which was able to airlift proper sized rolls before an accident happened. Due to extensive logging, the monster had run out of the ancient hardwood trees it had used in lieu of toilet paper. ![]() Once thought to be extinct, the creature came out of the jungles of Malaysia quite recently into a hypermodern Singapore. ![]() The 500 foot tall turd monster does not, as popularly thought, leave 500 foot tall turds lying around the landscape, much to the relief of scientists who apparently study such things.
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